I've been waiting a while now for an appointment to get a small cyst removed from my leg. The appointment came through and it's on Wednesday. David Swenson weekend is Friday.
I phoned mum... "Mum, I have my operation on Wednesday".
Mum: "Oh that's great!"
Me: "But David Swenson weekend workshop is on on Friday? Do you think it'll be OK?"
Mum: "OK to cancel the workshop and get your money back?"
Me: "Nooooo...I'm not cancelling the workshop! I meant will I be OK to do the workshop with stitches!!!"
Mum: "Lol. Nothing comes between you and your practice!"